How are you going to celebrate the 4th of July?

This birthday of the USA recalls the Declaration of Independence declaring that "all men are equal and free." I was thinking of holding a barbecue and inviting shell-shocked veterans, 400 pound bed-ridden individuals, transsexuals, married gay couples (from NYC), abortionists, Westboro Church Baptists, Mormon polygamists, undocumented immigrants and Representative Weiner. After dinner we were going to visit a mental institution and a prison. Will YOU be attending???